These Jokes Are So Potato

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

iheartshoelaces:

couthor:

bra-llelujah:

O

These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god

Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

iheartshoelaces:

couthor:

bra-llelujah:

O

These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god

Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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fasterfood:

E=mcdonalds

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

seselapod:

shuckl:



IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????

seselapod:

shuckl:

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IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice