These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god
Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
The sunset was beautiful today