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FUCK THE POLICE, ñlaskfaskf
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so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
omg too good
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i’m actually terrified
aLL HAIL SATAN
what the fUCK
asdfghjkl da fuck
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i would’ve cried if i saw that.
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guys look at this screenshot i found
omg i can’t stop laughing
omg hes like.
YOU KNOW WHY I USE LOREAL?
BECAUSE
IM
WORTH IT.
If you flip it you get ….
I THINK I’VE CREATED A MEME
OH LORD HELP ME
ACTUAL CANNIBAL THOR ODINSON
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| Zooey Deschanel: | Is that rain? |
| Siri: | What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Let's get tomato soup delivered! |
| Siri: | ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes. |
| Siri: | Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Remind me to clean up. |
| Siri: | Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Tomorrow. |
| Siri: | I'm in hell. This is hell. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Excellent. Today, we're dancing. |
| Siri: | I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll." |
| Siri: | I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | *dances* |
| Siri: | Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet. |
I “mLAUGINGF SO HAQRD I C OUDN’T CLICK ON THE REBLOGB BUTTONM
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIghT NOW, I CAN’T DSGJDSLGSKJG
OMG, HELP I CaN’T BREATHE
PLEASE SOMEONE HELPI CAN’T FUCKING BREATH OMG hELP OMG OMG OMG SIJFFHDGFD
WHY AM I LAUghing SO HaRd HELP
i CAN’t FUCking BREATH OMg
I ALWAYS LOSE MY SHIT
rest in peace headphone wearers
Why can’t I stop laughing?!
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the best 52 seconds in film history
Never not reblog.
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oh mY GOD
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I wonder what Cee Lo Green looks like without sunglasses
nevermind