I got a double fortune cookie there is a god
WAIT I DON’T WANT THIS ONE TAKE IT BACK
Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
me when i diet
“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
she’s so touched for a moment
finally found a picture of the quilt I made :D skillzzzzz
NO WHAT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. WHY IS YOUR REFLECTION LOOKING AT THE CAMERA. WHAT THE FUCK.
what the fUCK
CAN WE GET AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION ????
I WENT ON HER BLOG
SOME ANON APPARENTLY TRIED TO EXORCISE HER
SHE HAS NO LEADS ON THE DEMON CURRENTLY RESIDING IN HER MIRROR
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?
oh my GOD
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal
is it just me or does this look like miranda cosgrove