These Jokes Are So Potato
stevviegriffin:

stevviegriffin:

I got a double fortune cookie there is a god


WAIT I DON’T WANT THIS ONE TAKE IT BACK 

stevviegriffin:

stevviegriffin:

I got a double fortune cookie there is a god

WAIT I DON’T WANT THIS ONE TAKE IT BACK 

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

lookupcollection:

backfire

lookupcollection:

backfire

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

davejade-does-that:

mybuttisaurus:

janesmoustachio:

haytham-motherfucking-kenway:

heartshiddles:

finally found a picture of the quilt I made :D skillzzzzz

NO WHAT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. WHY IS YOUR REFLECTION LOOKING AT THE CAMERA. WHAT THE FUCK.

what the fUCK

CAN WE GET AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION ????

I WENT ON HER BLOG
SOME ANON APPARENTLY TRIED TO EXORCISE HER
SHE HAS NO LEADS ON THE DEMON CURRENTLY RESIDING IN HER MIRROR

davejade-does-that:

mybuttisaurus:

janesmoustachio:

haytham-motherfucking-kenway:

heartshiddles:

finally found a picture of the quilt I made :D skillzzzzz

NO WHAT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. WHY IS YOUR REFLECTION LOOKING AT THE CAMERA. WHAT THE FUCK.

what the fUCK

CAN WE GET AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION ????

I WENT ON HER BLOG

SOME ANON APPARENTLY TRIED TO EXORCISE HER

imageSHE HAS NO LEADS ON THE DEMON CURRENTLY RESIDING IN HER MIRROR

heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

coolator:

is it just me or does this look like miranda cosgrove

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