These Jokes Are So Potato
aperture-of-consciousness:

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

aperture-of-consciousness:

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

hotmess55:

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

me

dimpleghosts:

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

pene pasta

dimpleghosts:

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

pene pasta

terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

thepacificrimjob:


sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

railroadsoftware:

zellah4:

Oh my god

good

railroadsoftware:

zellah4:

Oh my god

good

snazzapplesweet:

naruhodos:

who is she
benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.